Fierwst Lection in Tjaineese:

Ouerw Gweat Counterwy
We have acquiwered a satellite dish, and have now fiwerst clawsrs Tjaineese pictuweres on ouwer TV-skweens. Hence we can weceive Tjaineese television on channel 602, called CCTV.

It is a Tjaineese vewersion of CNN, only a little impaiwerled by Tjaineese govewernlment intewfewerlence. We awe vewerly happy fower the fiwerlst time to watch ouer native TV that we have missed so much, all the yeawers we spend in Denmawerk we had no oppowtunity to see TV fwlom Tjainaa.

We cwied and mouwerned in many yeaewrs but to no avail, I even wlote to the Danish TV but he would not send mowere TV flom Tjainise he assuwled me. The Danes did vewly seldom bwoadcast TV fwlom Tjainaa and when they did they cownfjusid Taiwaan foewr Mainland Tjainaa, owerl they got us mix-up in some other way. I am so glad now and wanwrt to tell evewerlybody I know about my hilawerlious feeleens.

Since we got the Tjaineese satellite dish me and My Happy Family have taken a gweat intewerlest in watching bwloadcasts of Natuwal Scenewery and Ouwl Gloweriouers Cultuweral Hewerlitage. I am so pleased to note that China fowl the sake of money fwlom the westewln hemisphewere even shows pwogwlams about the fowerlmel empewerlwols, fwlom ancient histowvery to modewerln days.

Just the othewerl day I saw a pwlogwlame depicting the Long Mawlerch of Mao Tse Tong, fwlom the eawerly stawerlt in Yanking to the bitter end in Peking, whewerle the peasant awerlmy thwlew the wlebel leadewerl Sjan Quai Check into the sea.

Once in the water he coermpletedlyy wefuced to dwawern and in stead he fled to the beautiful island of Taiwan, suppwerlessing the native Tjainese peasants wlight up to this vewerly day but vewerly soon the Gweat Tjainese govewrlnment will not put up with that anymowere, helped by the Gweat Taiwanese-Tjainese people we will thwlow the webel leadewels into the sea and wle-unite Taiwan with Mainland Tjainaa, something, which the Happy Peasants of Taiwan has been dweaming about fower mowere than half a centuwey.

Yesterday I also saw a perowglame depicting how haewppy Nowerth Kowee-an wowerkewers was to wowerk on Mainland Tjiana, they amfaceesaize ee-specially how howerlspittaaaable the Tjaineesee people awerl, to fowerligneres. As a fowerligner you can count on the Tjainees, to embwerlese you and and be vewerly howerlspittaaaable, fower as long as you have any money to spend.

Thanks to gweate Tjainees techonology, we awerle now all capable of weceive satellite – dish - TV all ovewerl the Wowerld.